Monday, December 21, 2009

The Bitch Is Back

Brett Favre better get one thing through his thick gray skull pretty damn fast: he is not Jon Moxon. The fact that he is even trying to re-enact the story of Mox pisses me off to no end. I told you that this guy was more trouble than he is worth, and as usual Favre and his team are starting to unravel toward the end of the season. The Vikings can thank Big Ben and his 500 yard passing game yesterday, because if it weren't for him I don't think the Vikings would have won the division. Either way though, I doubt the Vikings will make much noise in the playoffs. Because unlike Mox, Favre can't rally his team to get rid of Coach Childress. But similar to what Kilmer said about Mox, Favre has poisoned his team.

Apparently on more than one occasion, resident geriatric GUNSLINGER Brett Favre has ignored play calls by coach Brad Childress and called a passing play of his own in the huddle. Now I'm all for calling your own plays from the huddle when you have a racist coach that won't let Wendell score any touchdowns or help him with recruiting, but not when it is the man with the most interceptions in NFL history calling his own passing plays. You both might be number 4, but there is only one Mox.

Seriously though folks, didn't I tell you this was going to happen? Brett Favre is one of the most selfish players in NFL history, and all of his actions are based on getting more attention for himself. This might have been okay 10 years ago when he could still throw as hard as anyone; but now he is old. It seems as if every season his coaches try to rein him in and the team has some success, but then the old Brett re-surfaces and the season goes down the tubes. It is just not worth it to take a chance on Brett Favre. Vikings, if you want to win, put in one of your backups for the rest of the year.

What is Favre gonna do next? Throw the ball at the other teams mascot to stop the clock? Don't you dare, Brett. Don't you dare. One thing I'm sure he will do though is throw some classic 50 yard heaves for interceptions. The Vikings might as well kiss their season goodbye because: The Bitch Is Back.


  1. I think you have the story wrong, Favre isn't ignoring the play calls, he's just too damn old and stupid to remember. The guy has early onset dementia. He can barely remember what he ate for breakfast, let alone whether the play call is a FB dive or a HB sweep. To boot, the guy is a major dummy. I heard that at the high school he went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!

  2. I taught you to be a winner boy, now win!