Friday, December 18, 2009

I'm Here to Get Drunk

Everyone has probably heard of the drink called the John Daly, mixing iced tea, lemonade and whiskey. But here are some drinks named after popular sports athletes that you may not have heard of. You may not have heard of them because I made them all up.

Tiger Woods:
Midori
Hennessy
Gatorade

So strong you could crash your car and divorce your wife after just one!



O.J. Simpson:
Hennessy
Apple Juice
Splash of grenadine (to give it that blood color)

Why apple juice? 'Cause O.J. will kill you.



Cecil Fielder:
Egg Nog
Buttermilk
Half and Half


This is a non-alcoholic drink. His son Prince enjoys them too.



Troy O'Leary:
Jameson
Hypnotiq
Club Soda


Also referred to as a Larry Fitzgerald



David Robinson shot:
Shot of Goslings Dark Rum

chase with Pace Salsa


The Navy man's drink with a kick all the way from San Antonio




Pavel Bure aka "The Russian Rocket":
Stoli
151
Kahlua
Milk


This one will warm you up after a long shift on the ice.




So the next time you are watching the game or entertaining, whip up a few of these drinks and you'll really wow all of your party guests! (Patent pending on all of these)

2 comments:

  1. I think you left out the Larry Bird

    1/2 Schlitz
    1/2 Sam Adams

    They don't call him the "Hick from French Lick" for nothing!

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  2. Hmm, looks like you left out the Kristi Yamaguchi, combines her japanese heritage and her many gold medals.

    Warmed Sake
    Goldschlager
    Kahlula

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