Thursday, November 15, 2012

Moose's Weekly Picks

The spread did its job again last week as Moose went an even 7-7.  After racking my brain for hours upon hours, I would have done just as well flipping a coin.  This week we have quite a few divisional match ups to separate the men from the boys.  Let's get right into it.

Miami (+2.5) at Buffalo
PICK: Buffalo.  The Bills can't play defense at all, but they sure can play offense.  I'll take them and 2.5 at Ralph Wilson Stadium in the cold weather.

Philadelphia (+3.5) at Washington
PICK: Philly.  Nick Foles is gonna be living large in the city of Philadelphia after this week.  All hail the Foles Dynasty!  Having lost five in a row, nothing could make me more confident in the Eagles as my NO DOUBTER OF THE WEEK!

Green Bay (-3.5) at Detroit
PICK: Green Bay.  Detroit got shredded by the Vikings last week, and now face an even more prolific offense.  By the way, does anybody else really hate the young kid version of the fat Aaron Rodgers fan from the state farm commercials?

Arizona (+10) at Atlanta
PICK: Atlanta.  I haven't checked, but I'm assuming Arizona has kept losing since week 4?

Tampa Bay (-1.5) at Carolina
PICK: Carolina.  Trap game for leg-breaker Schiano and his bookies.

 Cleveland (+8) at Dallas
PICK: Cleveland.  Dallas has only won one game by more than 8 points, and that was a fluky game last week against St. Nick Foles.

NYJ (+3.5) at St. Louis
PICK: St. Louis.  Slingin' Sammy B has got his #1 target in Danny Amendola back, and the Jets are calling each other turrible.

Indianapolis (+9) at NEP
PICK: Indy.  This will either be a Colts win, or a blowout by the Pats.  I'll take my chances with nerdy voice Andrew Luck.

Jacksonville (+15.5) at Houston
PICK: Houston.  The Jags have already lost by 17 or more a total of 5 times.  Their owner could also double as the fall guy in a low-budget action film.

Cincinnati (-3.5) at Kansas City
PICK: Cincy.  Who did the Chiefs beat?

New Orleans (-5) at Oakland
PICK: New Orleans.  I'll take the gold and black over the silver and black.  The Saints are starting to look mighty once again.

San Diego (+7.5) at Denver
PICK: Denver.  I'm tired of looking at pockmark faced Norv Turner on the sidelines.  The San Diego sun has done nothing for his complexion.

Baltimore (-3.5) at Pittsburgh
PICK: Baltimore.  Byron Leftwich.

Chicago (+5.5) at San Francisco
PICK: Chicago.  In a battle of backup qbs, Jason Campbell will prove how worthless Jay Cutler really is. 

LAST WEEK: 7-7
SEASON RECORD: 64-61-3
NO DOUBTER RECORD: 5-4

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